9/25 **Urgent Correction** And NDA

This is an urgent correction. I have made many mistakes, but none like this.

On Friday's email, I began with a story from my own personal life. It was a hilarious story, truly one of my favorite stories I have told thus far. When I initially told the story to Nicole earlier in the week, we both laughed like 6th graders at a sleepover.

However-

I forgot something when I wrote Friday’s email. Something, VERY important if you are writing HUMOR. I forgot the punch line.  

In the story about the large, rapidly growing, and potentially cancerous mole, I did not include the final sentence that should have notified you that I was actually touching her nipple and not a cluster of multiplying skin cells. To be very clear, she does not have a large, rapidly growing, and potentially cancerous mole on her back. To continue to be clear, she does have two nipples on her chest.     

Please forgive my idiocy. Both for mistaking a nipple for a mole and for not delivering the punch line and conclusion of the story.

As a result of my error, I need you to sign the below Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA). 

Thank you for your understanding.

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NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT (NDA)
 

This Nondisclosure Agreement (the "Agreement") is entered into by and between Chris Childers with its principal offices at Carlsbad, CA, ("Disclosing Party") and my dear readers, located at their homes ("Receiving Party") for the purpose of preventing the unauthorized disclosure of Confidential Information as defined below.


1. Definition of Confidential Information. For purposes of this Agreement, "Confidential Information" shall include all damaging and negative information that implies anything about large, rapidly growing, and potentially cancerous moles on Nicole Huffman’s back. Information within “the unfinished draft” emailed on September 25th, 2020 about “The large, rapidly growing, and potentially cancerous Mole” is false and as such shall not be shared in written, verbal, or drawn form.


2. Exclusions from Confidential Information. N/A, there are no exclusions under any circumstances.


3. Obligations of Receiving Party. Receiving Party shall hold and maintain the Confidential Information in strictest confidence and never ever ever ever repeat the false report that there is a large, rapidly growing, and potentially cancerous mole on Nicole Huffman's back. Even if she had a mole, everybody knows it would be a cute mole.


4.   Time Periods. Literally until the dawn of time.


5. Severability. No court will ever find any provision of this Agreement invalid or unenforceable because I said so.


6. Notice. This is the provided notice that an individual shall BE HELD CRIMINALLY liable at the federal, state, city, and neighborhood level. Any individual who files a lawsuit for retaliation for reporting a suspected violation of law will be swiftly terminated.


DISCLOSING PARTY
Typed or Printed Name
Christopher Childers

Date: 9/26/2020
 

RECEIVING PARTY
Signature ___________________


Typed or Printed Name
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